Still keepin' it real...

Bloggin away....in 3...2...1.....1/2....aaaannnnnnd........go: I'm gonna start blogging right now because there is no point in beating around the bush....when I start bloggin I make sure that I have things to talk about and not just stall, because who would want to read something written by someone who doesn't just get to the point....so here I go :-p

I've decided to do my blog like a newspaper, so let's start with the front page-

NICK LIKES CHICKEN!!!...and was on Radio Disney this week as the Tooth Wizard. I did a half hour interview on radio Disney with A-dub. His radio name is Andrew...but he is trying to phase out Andrew and phase IN A-dub. I was trying to get him to call me T-dub...but he wouldn't do it which I thought was very hypocritical... I spent 30 minutes talking about our show and what children can do to keep their mouth healthy. Didn't get to meet Hillary Duff, but I met her friend Miley and shes going to give Hillary the message that I think she sucks. Oh I almost forgot the most exciting part... I ended up getting the opportunity to - continued on page A3

Moving on to Sports-

NICK LIKES BASKETBALL!!!!- also continued on page A3

Entertainment-

NICK IS FUNNY!!- I had two shows this week and they both went really well, got a showcase next week...hope it goes well. I also just saw the new Friday the 13th movie...which rocked my world! We were on our way to the theater, when a helpful homeless man RAPED us with directions to a theater of which we ALREADY KNEW THE LOCATION. He then proceeded to ask me to help him get something to eat because he "helped" me. I then gave HIM directions to a McDonald's. Then we got in the theater and we thought we were in the clear with a good spot...however... 14 minutes into the movie four leaving-color-out-of-it-people sat down behind us and ended up DE-engrossing me from the movie. Not even saying words, just repeating what the actors were saying in a deeper...more uneducated vernacular... continued on page Aman-DUH

Everyday-

Cool new trick I've learned this week...I learned how to make a cat run head first into a door with a laser pointer! The secret is to get the cat spinning first..then BAM!!!! But now shes wound up and the battery won't die. Hopefully after the 4th door slam she'll stop...rest of the blog continued in St. Louis...see you soon!

Keepin it real

I've only done one blog before so I haven't mastered the art of getting one started. So....here we go.... First thing I learned is that the Blog Title cannot be changed... Kinda awkward cause it's not my first time anymore. This just makes me look dumb...yes THIS... until now I've done nothing to make myself look dumb...gee ji joe...Gee-tar... along with other inside jokes that only my family will understand. (Know your audience) Otherwise I would really look dumb :-p.

I just got through my first 24 hours by myself on my own! One day at a time. I just grocery shopped and...DAMN! Food cost money...thanks mom, I'll never raid the fridge again. I'm also not going to overuse the toilet paper, four squares max per visit. But, I think it could be a better safe than sorry situation, so we'll see. I just got finished working out to Tony's 10 minute trainer, which is bullshit because there are 10 minute routines but I'm supposed to do two to three at a time. However, as p90x, it ain't no joke! (I hate it....but i LOVE it)

I am missing my TiVO, I can't catch up on any shows! I'm missing out on House, Family Guy, American Dad, etc... This is FORCING me to watch VH1 Reality shows because they are ALWAYS on. I can miss an episode and be caught up within three hours. But I'm becoming a junky on it...I actually think I lose brane sells everie tyme i wach one of thise shows.

I am looking forward to my cousins wedding, so I took off on the 15th ;) It's funny that I think everything will be different when I come back...but it's only been a couple months. For some reason I think I'll come back and my room will be full of exercise equipment or something. Anyway, Hope you were gentle on my second time and.... I guess I need to figure out how to end these things too...

500 max

Well...this is a bit awkward... It's like I'm at a job interview and I'm asked to tell a little about myself. The difference is I'll probably tell the truth this time. I would like to start out by congratulating myself on getting hundred percent on Guitar Hero just now!!! (Coincidentally that is exactly how I would answer if I was on a job interview) Moving on, we just celebrated one week in Chicago and I must say it was "Obama-rific". Still microwave-less but the conventional oven seems to be working just fine...sort of.

My day consists of waking up 20 minutes before my alarm goes off (just long enough that I wouldn't be able to enjoy the sleep if I fell back asleep) every morning to a cat doing laps around the apartment at full speed...with no regard for whatever, or whoever, her fat-ass lands on. I was squirting her with a water gun to shut her up for a few days until she figured out how to stand in front of the x box...cant risk squirting the water. I then brush my teeth, think about working out, and then I hop in a phone booth and change into the Tooth Wizard! A magical character who travels from elementary school to elementary school teaching kids how to brush, floss, and practice proper oral hygiene.

Later on in the evening I transform back into Nick D. the comedian/magician/Vh1 fan. I'm probably going to have to write another blog about how much I hate Real Chance of Love... and also how much I hate myself for the time I've spent watching it. I stay inside due to the extreme cold outside...I started wearing underwear because of it. Good news is I think most of the homeless migrated south...have fun St. Louis. I'll miss you soon...It's still been too soon, I'm having too much fun so it still seems like a vacation...It'll hit me soon I'm sure.

I really don't have much else to go over yet, this is a practice run for future blogs. Now this almost feels like a 500 word essay that was assigned to me and now I'm trying to find filler to take up the rest. I suppose I could change the font, that might make it look longer from here on, Oh I should probably BOLD it too...nevermind, that did nothing.

What have I learned since I've moved? 1. You eat less when you pay for it. 2. You sleep less when you have a real job. 3. I use elipsis (...) way too much. 4. Always keep matches in the bathroom. And 5. I really miss my folks. Thanks for reading...I'll be posting a lot more possibly offensive stuff later. Thank you.